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Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

I like music
Me play axe for lady
Me headbang with lady till blood come
Im every metal me hurl titanium love darts into special iron love box
All steel construction @ 150 bpm
With stainless restraints providing no resistance.

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My Dancing Preferences

When did you start dancing?I haven't started yet
Do you go to dance classes?No, I don't
Do you attend competitions?No
Have you ever won a prize in a competition?Yes
How often do you dance?Almost never
Does your potential date have to be a dancer, too?No

My Life With A Disability

Are you interested in dating or making new friends? You can select both if you like.Dating, Making new friends
List any other disabilities you have that were not listed previously.Im perfect. No ailments in this godlike body
Do you play any sports?Yes
If yes, what kind of sport?I play all sports including your mom
Is this your first time using a dating site that's dedicated to the Disabled singles community?No
Have you ever dated another person with a disability?Yes

About my life as a widow/widower

How long has it been since your spouse/partner passed away?Less than 6 months
How long were you married?Less than 6 months
Are you interested in dating or making new friends? You can select both if you like.Dating, Making new friends
Do you have children?No
Does your potential date have to be a widow/widower, too?Not important at all

My Cougar/Cub Preferences

Have you ever been in a Cougar/Cub relationship before?Yes
Is this your first time using a dating site that's dedicated to Cougar/Cub relationships?No
Do your friends and family approve of who you're dating?No

My Free Thinker Traits

Are you interested in dating or making new friends? You can select both if you like.Dating, Making new friends
What topics are you most interested in?Topics having to do with being naked outside
How do you feel about the term "Truther"?I feel indifferent about it
How long have you been a free thinker?All my life
How important it is to you that your partner shares your beliefs?Not important at all

My Flatferences

Are you interested in dating or making new friends? You can select both if you like.Dating, Making new friends
How do you feel about the term "Flat Earther"?I feel indifferent about it
Your favorite Flat Earth literature?The Sea-Earth Globe and and its Monstrous Hypothetical Motions, Albert Smith (Zetetes)
How long have you been of the belief that the Earth is flat?All my life
How important it is to you that your partner shares your beliefs?Not important at all

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageZimbabwean
BuildVoluptuous
Height7' 0" (213 cm) or taller
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorPlatinum
Hair LengthWaist length
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, None, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other, Other piercings
Health ConditionDeaf / hard of hearing
My AttractivenessUnattractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusHomemaker
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleStupidvisor