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Hello beautiful female meatheads

I love female meatheads that'll eat bugs and worms and thinks they're delicious and that'll burp and fart loud in public places and private moments and around men and won't say excuse me and that'll fart in my face and won't say sorry

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My Dancing Preferences

When did you start dancing?I haven't started yet
Do you go to dance classes?No, I don't
Do you attend competitions?No
Have you ever won a prize in a competition?No
How often do you dance?Almost never
Does your potential date have to be a dancer, too?It's an advantage, but not a must

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildAverage
Height5' 8" (173 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairShaved
Best featureSmile
Body ArtNone
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleLooking

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Reality shows, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsNaked and afraid
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Romance, Horror, Thriller, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesSaw and jigsaw and pornos
Music typesRap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
Favorite artistsRammstein and seether
Reading selectionNews, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Horror, Music, Reference
Favorite booksNone
Idea of funHunting and fishing and having sex
HobbiesSports, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Family, Theater, Travel, Camping, Fishing, Computers, Hunting

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asFriendly
In High School I was a(n)Average Joe
Sense of humorFriendly
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, The movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, TV, Going to a concert
Always wanted to tryAtm sex and let her fart in my face

Views

Political viewsVery conservative
ReligionBaptist
Attend religious servicesOnce a month
Goal in lifeGet married and have kids

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerNot saying excuse me when she burps and farts loud in public places and private moments and around me and won't say sorry when she farts in my face and her eating bugs and worms and thinks they're delicious
On the first dateGetting her to eat bugs and worms then fart in my face nude and I'll lick her hingy-hole when she farts and then I'll pack her doo doo

Sports

Enjoys playingBaseball, Basketball, Bicycling & Cycling, Boxing, Extreme Sports, Football (American), Football (Soccer), Martial Arts & MMA, Paintball, Shooting, Skateboarding, Surfing, Swimming and Diving, Track and Field, Wrestling, Other Sports
Enjoys watchingAthletics, Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Extreme Sports, Football, Football (American), Gymnastics, Hockey, Martial Arts, Softball, Swimming and Diving, Tennis, Volleyball, Winter Sports, Wrestling
Favorite teamNone
Favorite college teamTexas Christian University