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Michigan White Boy wants you!!!

Needs dates for all the summer festivals and shows coming up for this summer! I'll even play hard to get at the end of the date!

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildA few extra pounds
Height6' 0" (183 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorGrey
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureButt
Body ArtInked all over, Other piercings
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAverage


Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

Job TitleSlave to the fucking man

Leisure & Fun

Favorite TV showsPorn and cops wtf kind of questions are these
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesFear and loathing in Las Vegas.
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Industrial, Reggae, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsSlayer GWAR suicidal tendencies rehab Jonny cash butcher babies primus clutch Ryan Upchurch Adam Calhoun Demun Jones I mean I listen and go to everything there is almost
Reading selectionHome & Garden, Music, Technical
Idea of funJello wrestling in my man thong! Bahaha. Getting out on my Harley and just getting into the wind Concerts apparently my 2 punk kids. And the ladies last but definitely not last. I love you all
HobbiesMusic, Cars, Camping, Motorcycles


SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorFlirtatious
Friends describe asRaunchy
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Sleeping, Going to a concert
Always wanted to tryHooking up with my best friends mom!!!!! Seriously what the **** are these questions all about


Political viewsRepublican
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo make it to retirement. And love all the ladies at once. Now everyone get naked and in the pool damn it

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerBoobs!
On the first dateObviously a concert then to the strip club! Know what I'm saying....